Go. Watch it. Now.
Good. You're back. Okay, let's go over this friggin' video.
Okay, so the video starts with her in a friggin' school that's like for zombies or some crap like that and she comes on, with her hair braided in a friggin' heart. What? What the hell? Seriously. Who the hell does she think she is, Lady Gaga? And then she has like diamond STICKERS on her lip...what? Please, someone...EXPLAIN! Her eyelashes have some kind of friggin' SNOW on them. I'm pretty sure it's not healthy to wear mascara at such a young age.
Moving on, she dips her HAIR into PAINT. Seriously...who DOES that? Wait, wait, here comes the best part...she "WHIPS HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH!", and in SECONDS she paints the whole room. What? No, no, hold up, and then they all just whip their hair back and forth. The teacher comes and she..."WHIPS HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH"...and then theres this part with a baby "dropping low"
I mean...WHAT? After watching that... I was literally SCARRED for life. Don't get me wrong, this is better than Justin Beaver-Teeth, but, I PRAY for future generations music.
I mean, what? Yet, again, she sounds better than most of todays ADULT singer, the song has the same quality, the same meaning as other songs played in the radio, and a CHILD sang this. Poor thing, she must have had neck-pain and massive headaches after that video...
I kinda like the song. After a few hundred plays, it does get annoying. The dreaded time for my departure has arrived, I shall leave and quip my quill to and fro.
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
...I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
....Byez
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
Haha, I GOTCHA
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